Fire Grilled Pork Tenderloin With Roasted Vegetables

Mega snapped the tablecloth open. Nothing.Again. A single pecan.

Again. A fuzzy apricot lolled around the surface.

There was a time all manner of food had appeared before her. Hearty stews with thick chunks of potato and carrot. Crusty loaves of fresh bread and chickens with the skins crisped just so.

Like all magic tablecloths, it only had to be spread to provide a feast for any occasion, and most notably, no occasion at all. The cloth had supported weeknight dinners, slumberous midnight snacking, and been the guest of honor at many a family get-together.

Such abundance had become assumed, expected by all who had experienced the lovely sauces, the buttery pastries, the perfectly thin and silky pastas. The degradation of the corporeal is often mirrored in the incorporeal, and Mega knew the threadbare linen was no different. One good snap was all it had left.

Sending a prayer to the gods, old, new, and demi, she closed her eyes and threw the cloth up.

Roast. Pork. Glazed in soy and brown sugar, the smell was unmistakable. Her eyes slanted open to take in the loin, kissed by fire and accompanying a platter of similarly prepared vegetables. White wine that she imagined to be buttery with notes of peach sparkled in a glass decanter.

The most magical of enchanted textiles (Flying carpets? Bewitched satchels? Tales for another day.) had created its final feast.

-Written by Lubol Stalingrad

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Character Information

Mega – Female Human Cleric


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Medium humanoid (elf), lawful neutral
Armor Class 14 (natural armor)
Hit Points 67 (9d8 + 27)
Speed 30 ft.
11 (+0) 16 (+3) 16 (+3) 14 (+2) 18 (+4) 12 (+1)
Saving Throws DEX +5, CON +5, WIS +7
Skills Arcana +5, Insight +7, Religion +5
Senses Darkvision 60 ft., passive Perception 14
Languages Common, Elvish
Challenge 2 (450 XP)
Magical Guidance. Mega can communicate with the spirits of long-deceased mages, gaining their wisdom and guidance in her arcane pursuits. She has advantage on Arcana checks.
Spellcasting. Mega is a 4th-level cleric of Mystra. Her spellcasting ability is Wisdom (spell save DC 14, +6 to hit with spell attacks). Mega can prepare a total of 7 spells from the cleric spell list. She has the following cleric spells prepared:
Cantrips: Guidance, Light, Mending, Sacred Flame
1st Level: Bless, Cure Wounds, Detect Magic
2nd Level: Aid, Lesser Restoration
3rd Level: Dispel Magic
Arcane Strike. Mega infuses her weapon with arcane energy, making a powerful melee strike. The target takes 17 (5d6) force damage. If the target is Large or smaller, it must succeed on a DC 14 Strength saving throw or be knocked prone.
Radiant Burst. Mega gathers radiant energy in her hand and releases it in a burst of light. She makes a ranged spell attack with a range of 30 feet. On a hit, the target takes 10 (3d6) radiant damage. Additionally, each creature within 5 feet of the target must make a DC 14 Dexterity saving throw or be blinded until the end of Mega’s next turn.
Mystic Bolt. Mega conjures a bolt of pure arcane energy and hurls it at a target within 60 feet. She makes a ranged spell attack with a range of 60 feet. On a hit, the target takes 14 (4d6) force damage. The bolt then explodes, causing each creature within 5 feet of the target to make a DC 14 Dexterity saving throw. On a failed save, the creature takes an additional 7 (2d6) force damage.

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